naked solitaire

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006

naked vibes

Sending out an aura of nakedness without actually being naked. Projecting an image that you are naked, while still being fully clothed. making other people think you are naked, simply with the force of your mind.

Zeb was unwittingly sending naked vibes to everyone in the room, despite being dressed in a snow suit.

by Anneke Joy January 19, 2008

Naked Caterpillar

The Naked Caterpillar. An extreme funk break dance move, performed by actively impersonating a human sized caterpillar. The Human Naked Caterpillar extends its head and the front of its body along a horizontal surface. It then finds a place to grip with its Naked body and flacid Penis. To get a good hold, it bunches up the middle of its body into tight curves that grip the surface while it pulls its back end up; it then springs forward again to find a new place to grip with its body and cock.

Do the Caterpillar, Do it naked!!!...Naylor do the Naked Caterpillar !!!!!

by Bob Nickson January 20, 2008

naked house

A family in which it is acceptable to be naked.

Person 1: "I grew up in a naked house, I leave the bathroom door open and walk around with no pants."
Person 2: "Gross."

by char1077 March 19, 2009

The Naked Cowboy

Famous dude who stands in Times Square with his guitar in his underwear as a tourist attraction. Despite what the name would imply, he's not actually naked.

While we were touring around the city we got our picture taken with the naked cowboy!

by YoungNaturistsAmerica January 28, 2011

buck naked

Completely nude. (See also butt naked)

The man was running down the street buck naked!

by Mels Fondu July 6, 2005

Nike Elites

The most baller, comfortable socks to exist. Typically worn by adolescents. Elites are said to be way overpriced, at around $14 a pair here in the United States. However, they're very soft and stylish. Elites feature a solid color fabric, an accent color that is used for the stripe going down the back, the swoosh, and other parts of the sock. Elite 2.0s, the newer model, feature 3 different colors - a stripe and two other solid colors. Elite Vapors, the football Elites, are a solid color with a triangular-like stripe going down the back. Two-Layer Elites are simply regular Elites with a second layer underneath. No matter which model you buy, all are labeled with the Swoosh on one side of the sock (right sock means the logo is on the right, left sock means the logo is on the left). Custom Elites have been created and continue to be popular, although their price is usually about 3x the normal ($45). There have also been Elites made that use the Breast Cancer Awareness logo as well as the LeBron logo. Overall, I think that Elites are definitely amazing.

Guy #1 - "Hey man, I got some new Nike Elites. They're black with a red accent color!"

Guy #2 "Oh bro, those Nike Elites are sick."

by FlyAsHell October 27, 2012