Wooden Nickel

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.

I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.

by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022

Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

by QuacksO August 30, 2022

Buffalo Nickel

A street/slang term that often means cheap, of sub par quality or of high commodity that it is essentially worthless.
Can be universally worked as a noun or verbal tense.
Slang term in the Gay Male Community for “shitty $5 handjob”.

Guy 1: “Wow that porno sure seemed really lacklustre.”

Guy 2: “Yea, almost like the bottom buffalo nickel’d that dom top.”

by Venicexbitchxx April 26, 2022

Nickel and Dime Economics

Governments tax people through excess fees, legal penalties, and other forms of taxation in the hope to recoup revenue.

one city in Missouri imposed many new fines and taxes to add revenue to their budget. The method they implemented is called Nickel and Dime Economics

by jondich September 20, 2022

Rude nickel

A phrase used to describe someone being disrespectful. Used in a friendly context. Interchangeable with "stinker."

"Don't be such a rude nickel."

by Alligator12345 October 3, 2022

Nickel Fish

Picking up every available overtime shift and pretending it’s to help everyone else

Bedinghaus is a real Nickel Fish. He’s always at work

by Gilps May 18, 2022

Drop a dime for a nickel

Willing to turn someone in or call the cops even at personal cost.

Derived from 'drop a dime' i.e. 'snitch' combined with 'I would do that for a nickel'

A: "Don't tell him, he'll turn you in"
B: "But wouldn't he get in trouble too?"
A: "He would drop a dime for a nickel"

by TinMoths December 18, 2021