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penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
by xSebZero April 11, 2021
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insta-murk

synonym of insta-kill.

to instantly kill something
guy 1: dude i js insta-murked this guy
evil guy 2: holy shit im evil
by terrabieyt November 1, 2025
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foz my murk

"Foz my murk" also translates to, "Get me out of here!". It is generally used as a signal to escape an awkward meeting with someone else. In most cases, the term is used in clubs or bars when struggling to leave a creepy, flirtatious guy. The term is also used when needing to leave an uncomfortable situation with someone you generally don't like.
Sheer: "Smithers, I think it's time to foz my murk!"
Smithers: "I've got this"
by the.doppleganger September 12, 2016
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Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.
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Kurt
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Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms
by Shabangola August 1, 2012
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