Morgan

An amazing friend. usually has brown eyes and a great smile. Morgans are really sarcastic and laugh a lot. they are definitely someone you want to hang out with and get to know. if you have a Morgan, make sure to not let them go.

got to hang out with Morgan today! she was hilarious

by h1370 June 28, 2014

Morgan

A sexy male Pirate always in search of BOOTY

"Captain Morgan stole my BOOTY!"

by darqness April 10, 2008

Connor Morgan

The self-indulged, asswhipe that pollutes the air of Mr. Martinez' fourth period level English II classroom

"That fucking Connor Morgan walks in everyday, throws his backpack in his chair and proceeds to stroke his own ego by making menacing slurs towards his classmates. Probably because he has a small wiener."

by ConnorMorganIsGay October 26, 2011

Morano

To shit while standing because you're too manly to sit like a girl.

I woke up this morning with twice as much chest hair because I drank so much jaeger last night. My day took a turn for the worse though when I tried to capitalize on my new found manliness and Morano. I fell backwards, split my head open on the bathroom door and got shit everywhere!

by ja mccaff August 30, 2010

Morgan Freeman'd

To dispense generic advice using a low and soothing voice.

I just gave him some generic advice in a low soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd him.

by Gt_sharon October 2, 2014

Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016