Moof

Verb: to be clueless or useless in your current situation
Adjective: to describe a useless or clueless person

"You are too much of a moof today."
"Why is he moofing?"

by Zaxv April 5, 2017

Moobies

When a male person is so fat that they grow a pair of boobs and people make fun of the person

Daniel has massive Moobies everyone makes fun of him for them he says the diet starts now but it never does

by J_Elson_Wilson September 19, 2017

moof

anything possible. a feeling, a person, an expression. LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
mostly used when you are trying to say "mood" but it's much stronger than just a mood

"wow what a moof"
"OMG did you see her post? It's such a fucking moof!!"

by moofymoof April 21, 2018

Moof

A portmanteau of “mood” and “oof”, usually used when something a person has said is so relatable, you literally fucking die.

Person 1: I constantly crave love and affection
Person 2: MOOF

by zothehomo January 15, 2018

momfidence

That feeling of being utterly amazing looking and feeling after you have a baby

Oh that Karen, she's got a one-year-old and sooo much momfidence. She looks amazing! How does she do it?

by Jj11jj22 January 19, 2018

Moodie Mustang

A Moodie Mustang is someone who works for the meth lab in D.A. Moodie

Last night I had a close run in with the Moodie mustangs.

by vlootboot February 12, 2018

Moof

When you are too lazy to type mega oof

Person 1: 'My mum just died'
Person 2: 'Moof'

by Danny Devito Is My God February 21, 2018