A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
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Get the wop monkey mug.chicken monkey: (n) an amusing, easygoing, fresh, funny, lively, playful, whimsical individual who people find interesting and can always predict that they'll make them either surprised or laugh by their humourous nature and sometimes, childlike behaviour, arousing a range of emotions from astonishment to shock.
It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.
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It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.
Copyright © 2000 - 2008 Hibo Hussein. All Rights Reserved!
1. "You're such a chicken monkey, I can't believe you did that!" remarked Jane upon finding out how John got himself suspended from school.
2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."
3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"
2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."
3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"
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Get the chicken monkey mug.A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.
Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear
Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear
"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"
"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"
"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"
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Get the gusset monkey mug.Monkey's climb trees...Corporate, as in manager wanabe, professionals climb ladders. Both eager to get to the top 'cause that's where the biggest rewards are. you can kiss ass, back stab, dress well, what ever the environment requires to get to the reward. Monkey's are primal...with a tendancy to have eratic behavior. Coporate Monkey's are constantly dissatisfied with there current career level always looking for satisfaction, usually by way of more management power, but money is a close second and is usually a motivating driver.
When your boss knows you are interested in management, and more money, he will offer you projects that are demanding and require more effort, usually hours too, than you usually contribute. He will tease you will how significant it is for the company and lead to REALLY good opportunities is you are successful and possibly a promotion. But the caveat is that you must prove your value to the company by busting your ass, jumping through hoops, kissing ass and HOPING for that little nugget of gratitude from your boss and the company that will someday make you king of the hill. You Sir are a corporate monkey.
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