Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021

mong

joe mckay

joe is a Mong

by Doc is love doc is life March 29, 2021

Mong Kok

A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night

by Cheeki Breeki incarnate May 11, 2021

mong

A stupid person.
Also a Chinese syllable

My 5 year old little sister is a mong!

by thecharacterwannie July 30, 2022

Mong

Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought

Look at Jamie rudman he is monging out like mad

by Coresdaman123456789 July 30, 2022

Mong

Someone whose name is jack keen is always a mong.

jack keen is a mong

by 123454323456543 June 9, 2022