Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.

Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.

by ayyydeeee January 16, 2014

13 yo microwave

loves sex

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex

by CIHFR April 06, 2023

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 07, 2024

Microwave Owl

An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)

that microwave owl went through the microwave!

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024

Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.

That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.

by BobertRobert7 May 03, 2023

Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna

Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved

by applevision December 05, 2017

microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

Micheal is microwaved bruv

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024