Matt 

A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.

Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table

Me: that was you

Matt: oh yeah

Matt by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019

Matt 

Calls Dogs Leng has a weird dog fetish

Shags Cats
Does Incest

OH wow look at that man hes shagging a dog! it must be a matt

Matt by I'm a fat February 26, 2020

matt 

my future boyfriend

i love matt
same
no hes MIne

matt by emily#1000 November 15, 2020

matt 

matt is the finest man you will ever meet. he's funny asf. he just gives you the best time of your life when you're texting him. He's great asf in bed. Very skilled and he knows how to comfort you. He makes the funniest tweets ever. And he has the best stan account u can ever see.

girl 1: omg so i met this cool n funny boy omg i think i love him
girl 2: omg ur so lucky he's such a matt

matt by urfinestlad August 1, 2021

Matt 

A matt is a Nice guy but also a shy guy at times.He says one thing like i like you then says i never liked you.He is a huge gamer and it might take years to get him off. If you meet a matt you are going to want to keep him. At times he won't be confident to tell you his feelings. But you must give time to tell you all of his feelings. He is very funny and wierd.

Girl 1: I want to date him.
Girl 2: I am in love with Matt

Matt by Todays mastermind January 18, 2015

Matt 

A short, monkey lookin dude with cool shades. Watch out for his hairline, the peak is razor sharp. He’s the type of guy to drive a 2001 Toyota Corolla with his third leg.

Hey who’s that dude over there? He looks pretty cool in his 2001 Toyota Corolla.

Oh that’s Matt. You should see his shades

Matt by Htoms ailema March 23, 2020

Matt 

A very amazing person. Athletic, great stramina, and a very caring person on the inside. Loyal and trustworthy, he is sure to be there for you till the end.

Ralph: Yo did you see Matt playing basketball yesterday?
Brendan: yeah dude he was so sick

Matt by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020