thank you, mister rogers

What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.

A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.

X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.

by dlctfllflwr86 March 26, 2010

the_matster

complete numpty, also known as an intelligent article

oh matt, you numpty

by Tango January 23, 2004

the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

whats-the-matter-for-you

An Itallian caricature of "whats the matter with you"

Chicolini: You are crazy whats-the-matter-for-you, why you make a face like this? whats-the-matter-for-you?
Pinky: ...

by Duck_Soup September 2, 2021

to mister producer

to be the absolute toppest G, to be the producer of everything gigachad

I will mister producer a TV show
He wanted to mister producer a course

by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023

Jebem ti mater

Slovenian for fuck your mother!

Two Slovenian guys at a bar, both drunken.

1: Jebem ti mater

2: Kaj?

1: Ni važno.

by Summertimefun August 8, 2009

what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.

Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004