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Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats
Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet
by Cherry picker August 25, 2019
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Rubber mallet

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.
by G Moon November 3, 2020
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Dog Manley

Your extremely buff, intelligent, good looking dog you should totally buy a mug for. See, your Dog Manley has the finest of class and would rather drink from a hot and fresh urban dictionary mug with his name on it, than a dog bowl you bought from the dollar shop.
Your beautiful Dog Manley: *wags tail*
You: Here's your special mug!
by typebeats March 18, 2021
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ass mallet

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony September 17, 2021
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Bob Marley Tree

a tall plant with a stiff upright stem, divided serrated leaves, and glandular hairs. It is used to produce hemp fibre and as a drug.
a dried preparation of the flowering tops or other parts of the cannabis plant, or a resinous extract of it ( cannabis resin ), smoked or consumed, generally illegally, as a psychoactive (mind-altering) drug.
Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley Tree
by SteveSteveson February 11, 2022
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Og Mally

Justin Bieber's Monkey, which is now being held in Germany after it was siezed by Border Patrol. Apprently, its still messed up. (Yes this is real, Jackbox Party Pack 9 Informed me of this)
"Is it too late now to say sorry? Because this one goes out to you OG Mally." - People.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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Twiggy Marley

A wonderfully unique individual who on the exterior appears to have zero fucks to give but in reality has those to give but only when absolutely necessary will you even have an incling that you are worthy of their attention and time. Twiggy Marley is also incredibly intelligent and will call you on your B.S. whenever they deem necessary..usually to prove a point that you aren't even aware they have been trying to make you aware of. They have mastered the game and you may be a player piece and bit even be aware. Twiggy Marley is hands down one of the best to have on your side.
Twiggy Marley is the calm to my storm and I will forever be grateful to have had him pass through my world.
by BB McShan February 16, 2023
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