Machine Gunner

Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.

1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"

by bolillo loco December 26, 2009

rise of the machines

when a man realizes that his main goal on this earth is to inseminate as many women as possible.

Yo, that dawg experienced the "rise of the machines", he's fucking anything that moves.

by nycnice February 14, 2007

machinima

using pre-renders graphics to make a short film or movie

1)Red vs Blue
2)The outcome
3)Anna

by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

slot machine

A slut. A hoe that likes to have her 'slot' stuffed repeatedly. The higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. A penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. Anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a 'slot machine.'

"Noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!"

"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"

by userme April 14, 2006

Macking

To succeed with talking/flirting with the opposite gender (typically males to females). Often occurs at various social gatherings such as parties, hoedowns, conventions, sporting events, or fundraisers.

"Bro, last night I was straight macking at that party. I got like 7 dimes digits."

"I'm telling you man, that girl was macking hardcore on you. She really wanted the D."

by Questlover August 21, 2013