Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Hot Lauderdale

When your spa heater stops working so you and your significant other have to urinate on each other in the spa to keep warm

Damnit this hurricane took out the power lines. I guess we'll be doing a hot Lauderdale tonight

by Don Jo February 5, 2021

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

malthe fischer larsen

A stupid little child with a shit laptop and ugly glasses

yo you seen Malthe Fischer Larsen?
Yeah he ugly as fuckkk

by Otless August 31, 2022

Mr. Larsen

Mr. Larsen is a kind, fun, and understanding teacher. he gives you plenty of time to finish assignments and tries to make his classes fun. he understands if you missed a few days and gives you time to make up work. he rarely gets mad or yells and if he does it's about something serious. you are lucky if you have Mr. Larsen as a teacher.

Simon: who do you have for home room this year?
Bella: Mr. Larsen..
Simon: OMG you are sooo lucky!!

by M&M137 May 31, 2022

Laude

A fucking cutie who always gives you hugs and kisses when you need, she cries a lot and can't stand to see you down.
Laude's are very sexy and rare. Everybody is jealous.

damn, she is a snack, she must be a Laude
wow, I'm feeling down. I wish I had a Laude to cheer me up
I'm so happy I have a Laude as my girlfriend

by babe0820 April 3, 2020