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Lawson

The Lawson is a unit which corresponds to one full scroll on a web browser. The name is derived from Jerry Lawson (a computing pioneer) as his Wikipedia page was only one full scroll.
Wow, this page is short; it must be one Lawson.
by wakawoowoo February 11, 2018
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grand larsony

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.
DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.
by Gary,The Special K January 15, 2009
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lashonnie

a stupid bitch that no one will like and that she likes every boy but cant get a boyfriend.
lashonnie is such a bitch
by she is a sweet girl August 7, 2016
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Lawson

Lawson means that you have a really small dick with erectile dysfunction but also somehow have a masturbation problem. You also likely have a porn addiction and can’t pull girls for shit. Leprechauns don’t live that long I think so good luck mate. Someone might step on him and smoosh his very weak nonexistent muscles.
I go into the closets and come out with...”
“Bro stop being a Lawson!”
by MatchaCoke April 21, 2022
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Fireman's Lasso

A fetish in which two men will have sex, the one on top wearing a firefighter's helmet and rubber gloves, the one on the bottom wearing a backwards tie and being tied up. The tie is held in order to choke the bottom partner.
1:Dude, why are you limping?
2:You gave me a Fireman's Lasso last night, asshole. Don't rub it in.
by NotAPerson February 17, 2010
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The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019
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Brie-Larsoning

The act of restating an opinion each and every time it is warranted, often as a result of a repetitious topic is once again brought up.
"Bro Gavin just had to mention Metroid and in comes Derek Brie-Larsoning once again."
by LargeShid February 16, 2022
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