Koala

According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'

" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "

by Mr. Koala March 30, 2009

Koval

a literal god or to some Jesus, he needs a girlfriend so hit him up.

"Koval is such a hottie I wish he would date me"
"Yeah me too"

by yazzy&baz November 28, 2018

koale

An asshole who is self obsessed and drives a fuckboy truck... must i say anything more?

Ugh there goes koale.

by Gabannmac April 11, 2018

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

kogal

An underage girl who dresses like a slut, and has no
reservations about giving brain, to well-todo men for expensive gifts.

In America this would just be call dating.

My friend brought a kogal back to the hotel, and after
they came back down, we went and he bought her some DKNY.

by DJ Herpes May 30, 2006

Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree

Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"

by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009

Kovalenko

Cute Russian girl. Always has mob relations

That Kovalenko is really pretty, but the whole mob thing scares me off.

by Mindlesslemons June 2, 2016