straight knickered individual

A person who does not easily get their knickers in a twist.

"James is always so panicky, but Liss is definitely a straight knickered individual"

by LondonStatto January 3, 2009

Poon Knocker

Whore, Slut, Harlot, Hussy, Jezebel.

That chick's a poon knocker!

by Sancho198428 October 16, 2008

absolute knickers lah

when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.

Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...

This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah

Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah

That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah

by mon errigal February 25, 2011

snot knocker

A child, more specifically a child with a cold/runny nose.

I think I caught a cold from that little snot knocker.

by Scrotie_McBoogerballs September 28, 2011

titter knicker

The act of straddling a breast with your thighs. It is highly painful and not nearly exciting.

"I tried titter knickering last night and got a blister."
"On the thigh or boob?"
"Neither."

by TheGirlWhoIsTooAnnoyingToBeHot June 29, 2014

goobie knockers

The dopest kid in the squad.

Goobie knockers is the shit.

by Mattyice710 November 16, 2015

pussy knocker

A male or female attempting to gain access to a female's pussy without prevail. Much like a fuck boy.

That pussy knocker has been all over Samantha and he cant take a hint

by InventorMan69 May 10, 2016