heartbreaker

Someone who is not only beautiful on the outside, but holds herself so high on the inside and has such a beautiful mind. She has it all, looks, brains, and heart. The boys fall for her, hard. She doesn't go for everyone, since her standards are so high. But every now and then, she'll find a guy she wants to date. He'll fall in love. And when she ends it, he'll be left dumbstruck and heartbroken. She means no harm when she does this, but she can't help it. Just like no one can help falling in love with her.

Beautiful girl: "I had to break up with him. He looked like he was going to cry. I felt so bad."
Girl's wise aunt: "Don't feel bad. You're a heartbreaker."

by TheGirlWhoIsTooAnnoyingToBeHot April 11, 2015

titter knicker

The act of straddling a breast with your thighs. It is highly painful and not nearly exciting.

"I tried titter knickering last night and got a blister."
"On the thigh or boob?"
"Neither."

by TheGirlWhoIsTooAnnoyingToBeHot June 30, 2014