Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.

I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange

by candolol June 9, 2009

hillbilly billo

a queer guy that lives in texas

and my favorite word
sweeney :)

shut up u hillbilly billo i dont live in texas and i aint queer

by bob daviesf December 12, 2009

Hillbilly Party Poppers

A Hillbilly Party Popper is a shot shell in which the shot is replaced with confetti, scrap paper, or other ruffage. When these loads are fired paper shoots into the air and makes a popping sound similar to a party popper.

After the 4th of July there was tons of paper all over the lawn from the hillbilly party poppers.

by PhilCutre July 8, 2010

hillbillygangsta

whenever someone loves both country, and rap.

imma hillbillygangsta.

by chyniss<3 January 15, 2011

Hillbilly Boom Box

When you drop your phone or IPod into a box while its playing music.

Hey Jimmy, Did you hear that?

Hear What?

Clayton is playing music on his Hillbilly Boom Box

by Grande A June 18, 2011

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011

Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.

These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!

by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011