Kented

Type of guy who always looks out for themselves. Typically has to floss on Instagram for the likes to show his worth. Always looking for the come up. Will screw the next guy to get ahead. AKA Clown boy

Damn I just got Kented! He stole my idea!

by Anonymous user9 October 25, 2020

kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020

kentie

When your innocent but someone insists you're an impostor because he's dumb af 😭

I can't believe he sussed me. It's not my fault he didn't hear the door open; I was kentied.

by gobarbarago October 9, 2020

Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.

Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.

by Getato February 2, 2021

Kettle on

Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...

'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'

Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!

Carl: well, after prison he....

by My real name is nick April 4, 2021

kenle

My baby

Kenle is the best girlfriend ever

by Sane zims April 26, 2021

kettle food

Prison food prepared in a kettle

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food

by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021