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Jonathan Franco Rodriguez

damn you with Jonathan Franco Rodriguez? you luck af shawty
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Jonathan

he is sitting right next to me
Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo
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Jonathan

Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O
Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?
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Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”
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Jonathan

A man that cannot be compared to any other.

He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.

Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.

With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.

If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.

There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.

He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man
by DJ Ke-lay February 28, 2023
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jonathan byers

an amazing man who solos a universe
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Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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