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A group activity for all the homies where you play popular video game "Gang Beasts" but also partake In pumping some ho doggy style if you win a round, the "pumper" can not partake in the next road until he climaxes.

This continues until the ho starts bleeding from all the hardcore banging.

The winner is whoever has the best sexual performance ranked from 1-5 by the ho combined with the total rounds of gang beasts won.
Bro you and yo girl wanna come over for Bang Beasts, she can be the ho.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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A game similar to hide and seek but everytime you find a homie you must remove an item if clothing then when all are found you must all touch tips in a circle and circle jerk, first to ejaculate is the seeker in the next round
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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An untraceable enigma.
The say only the chosen one can located Ellie's hole, Jonathan was clearly not the chosen one.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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