Jonathan

He’s just a guy that lives somewhere

Jonathan’s a guy.

by Kakakakajakakajjasjkkkakaaka December 8, 2018

Pulling a Jonah

Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.

Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..

by kaypea April 19, 2011

Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.

Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.

by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008

Johnathan

One of the best guys you will ever meet, if you get a Johnathan, never let him go. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate, and will always think of you if he holds you dear to his heart. He is an amazing lover and has the most beautiful eyes ever, sometimes closer to blue, other times green. He is a natural leader, and will one day be a commander on a battlefield. He is also very athletic, an all around wonderful person! He is hot, and you can never get enough of him.

"Wow, look at him!"

"His name must be Johnathan, I can tell"

by Tbakosukingraf April 13, 2010

jonthan

Jonthan is a guy that's really tall, and handsome. He is someone with a huge heart, he is super loving, and cairing. He comes from a big family, and will always put his family before himself. Jonthan is also super shy, and only a few, those closest to him have cracked his shell. He won't let any girl into his heart, for fear of loving her too much, and losing her. He's a tall built guy, but he's a lover, not a fighter, Jonthan is a great friend, when you get him out of his shell.

Girl 1: omg look there's Jonthan!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!

by -Amanda- September 21, 2013

Jonathon Davis

A man easily worth his own page, Davis is the lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn (generally written as KoRn or with the Cyrillic character which appears to be a backward "R"). His lyrical quality is superb, though See You On the Otherside isn't his best work.

Jonathon Davis is fucking ownage! As I've previously stated, he needs his own page.

by Amerikaner August 24, 2006

Jonah

1. (noun) Jonah is a raging boomer who's hair makes him look like a piece of steamed broccoli.

Evan: "Jonah is an absolute boomer."

by EvanhatesJonah November 13, 2019