jehan

A sexual deviant dance master, cum hallucinogenic chef, cum somnolescent rally driver.

That Jehan got me all high and hot on the dancefloor and I woke up in Morawaka with handcuffs on.

by Ranjan Ramanayake June 25, 2008

johansen

The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.

Hey Johansen, Fuck her right in the pussy.

by Slick Slack November 28, 2016

Johané

Gorgeous and attractive female and best friend you can ask for. This is a uncommon name and is only given to those worthy of it. A Johané is usually ticklish all over and has a contagious laugh. Anyone will be lucky to jave a Johané as a girlfriend.

Thank you Johané for being such an amazing friend and supporting us in difficult situations.

by Damian_Kwagga_2k18 June 13, 2019

Johanne

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.

Johanne is nice.

by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019

Johanna

A girl who is going to fail her technic exam tomorrow because she doesn’t understand anything about it,

Wow I really feel like Johanna right now

by vitlöksbröd April 15, 2020

johansell

A funny, tall person who is also the nicest person you'll ever know. He also gets All the girls

OMG! did johansell just walk in? I'm so gonna get a pic of him

by Jennaxakes7783 November 1, 2020

Johanna Gargal

Jo-Hanna Gar-Gal DEEZ NUTS

Used as a DN joke

"Johanna Gargal is amazing!"
"Who's Johanna Gargal?"
"Jo-Hanna Gar-Gal DEEZ NUTS"
"I will shove a squishy banana so far up your a-"

by SadlyMechWasTaken May 29, 2021