Jerry of the day

Local ski area term for a "gaper" or "geek" -- one who is pretty clueless about skiing or snowboarding.

There goes "Jerry of the day" sending it .

by DannyTheC November 6, 2017

Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever

Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010

jersey slide

it is also important that no signal or indication of this move be given prier to it's being done

apparently you don't want to give away your next move

by crom 4 rocks! September 18, 2004

Jerk Nails

A way girls have of telling if guy's are jerks based on how perfect their fingernails are. Revealed to us men by a How I Met Your Mother Episode which also featured crazy eyes on girls.

Now I always cut my fingernails a little badly so girls won't see the jerk nails.

by Barman and Robin November 8, 2009

Jam Jackin Jervis

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.

*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"

by Jervis69 September 9, 2009

Jersey Shore Drinking Game

A drinking game played while watching the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', which is about a bunch of guidos (even thought they're not actually from jersey) liviing in the same house.

Take a shot when...

◦There’s someone shown lifting weights

◦Someone says the word “classy”

◦Pauley fixes his hair

◦An Ed Hardy apparel is shown

◦Mike says “The Situation”

◦There’s a fight

◦A guy appears shirtless

◦A girl appears in a bikini top

◦Someone says “guido” or “guidette”

◦Anyone fist bumps

(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

by poiuytrewq987 December 12, 2009

Jerica

Very outgoing person who can have alot of friends but choses not to. Very kind hearted and greatful. Once your a friend of Jerica you cannot be rude,beacuse she turns any negative thing into a joke to make people laugh. Can almost never get angery or upset,unless u cross their line.
Usiwally found in some random place at random times. Really really random too!! Never breaks a friendship with anyone unless is forced to beacuse the person is very rude, dis-respecting and dull. Do not ever,EVER make Jerica mad beacuse it can MESS YOU UP!! You never know what Jerica will do next...DUN DUN DUUUU!!!

Person1: Hello.
Jerica: Hi fellow person whom I dont know!!
Person1: What?
Jerica: What?
Person1: I don't know,what?
Jerica: I'm gonna get some chicken,bye!!

by IAMME February 25, 2013