Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.

-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"

by Mrs. Hustler May 4, 2010

Jank

A combination of ‘wank’ and ‘Jack-off’, more like Jack hammer wank; so hard it’s not pleasurable. Jank means you’re having a punishing session with your old boy,.

Wow. I fucking love Dua Lipa so much. I’m gonna go jank

by LDubioMcDub April 3, 2021

Jank

This word is completely made up by a syrian.

Im Charlie and i made up jank.

by Williamwonker January 1, 2021

d-jank

a person that ruins one fandom or community by bringing in another one

I stopped listening to power metal after those d-jank Furries took over.

by pasquetti October 17, 2019

Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.

I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.

by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022

Jank-swanker

A swindler, con artist, or liar. A Jank-swanker is somebody who tries to persuade you with false information

“You said that your van had safety and emissions passed, that was false, you jank-swanker!”

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022