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the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.
Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?
by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006
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Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.
Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.
by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009
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meeting-jacked

When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy
I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.
by noner June 17, 2009
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Comment Jacker

People who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.
Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!
by figmooh June 24, 2010
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Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.
Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.
by #1 peon June 28, 2010
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Dip Jacked

The act of quickly steeling a scoop of chip dip from somebody; usually at parties or when watching T.V. while under the infuence of Marijuana.
Dip Jacking usually only happens when using a small bowl, as only one person can usually dip at a time.
Person X: "Hey I was going for the dip!"

Person Y: "Dip jacked bitch"
by jbowes December 20, 2010
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The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!
by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011
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