Jack Shit

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

- U don't know Jack Schitt
- Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son

by Primitiva May 3, 2004

jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Of All Characters

A person of many characters and / or personalities. A very exciting person who will always keep you guessing and on your toes. You will never know if the person is coming or going often leaving you in a redundant tail spin guessing game of Name that Character!
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*

Cynthia Daniele Jack of all characters

by anobviousupgrade April 10, 2010

Jacob Mann

When someone does the splits in a funny manner. Named after the legendary Wipeout contestant, Jacob Mann, who did the splits on the big balls.

Dude, I don't know what happened. I was just running and pulled a Jacob Mann.

by Sticks a poppin January 13, 2009

Jacksepticeye

Probably the most energetic YouTuber on YouTube.
He plays a lot of new games, happy wheels and takes the time to thank everyone.
He is Irish and has over a 7.000.000 followers on YouTube.
He is also one of the nicest people i have ever met.
He is a total boss, to be exact; the boss of bossy bossnessess that bossness can boss.
Ps. SCREW YOU BILLY

Top 'o the mornin to ya laddies, my name's Jacksepticeye and welcome (back) to (insert game title)

by WezelDeStenheid April 5, 2016

jackpipe

To fuck very hard. A combination of the words "jackhammer" and "piped"

I picked a girl up from the club last night, took her back to my place, and jackpiped her until the early morning hours.

by skullnbones May 20, 2017

Jacob Blake

A rapist who was attempting to reach for his knife when a police officer shot him 4 times paralyzing him.

"You heard about Jacob Blake"
"Yeah it's caused more riots around the US"

by Eugene_the_libarian September 11, 2020