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Crowd suck

The act of giving a random guy at a concert a blow job
Bro that fat bitch is giving that guy crowd suck
by Crowd suck69 July 18, 2016
mugGet the Crowd suckmug.

cry-suck

when little kids cry so hard they can't breath any more, trying to suck in air. kind of like hiccups but with alot more noise and you really want to slap the child to shut it up.
"Stop all that cry-suck you gonna die if keep it up.....thats if it gets to you before i do!"
by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008
mugGet the cry-suckmug.

sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019
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Jail Suck

The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.
That bloke looks like he's good for a Jail Suck
by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010
mugGet the Jail Suckmug.

Cheese Suck

When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it
I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese
by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018
mugGet the Cheese Suckmug.

damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond
Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks
by personinsidethemachine October 27, 2021
mugGet the damn that sucksmug.

fuck the suck

What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps.
It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."
by Sigman July 9, 2006
mugGet the fuck the suckmug.

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