ME : i am doing this life only because the 13th floor is not high enough
YOU: nobody cares
ME: thanks, i'll go look for the person named Nobody. Maybe Nobody will save me
YOU: insert something that you would respond to this
YOU: nobody cares
ME: thanks, i'll go look for the person named Nobody. Maybe Nobody will save me
YOU: insert something that you would respond to this
by birdgirl hates life May 15, 2021
Get the lifemug. Just a thing that makes you feel bad but at the end it’s actually not ok, people say LIFE is ok but really it’s not, I’m fine—— is a saying that means your not fine but nobody understands that do they?? They think your LIFE is fine but really it’s not. You ever get that feeling when you don’t know what do do and your so bored it means your missing someone in LIFE but you can’t hug them or hear there voice because they don’t want you in there LIFE but you want them in your LIFE therefore LIFE sucks and makes you feel like nothing and deep down inside it’s a waste of your time but you feel like it’s not because you think you can get somewhere in LIFE but really all you get in the end is a harmful or peacefully DEATH Hang in there buddy I know it’s hard
Boy 1:Hey man you fine? Your looking sad
Boy 2: yeah I’m fine *crys*
Boy 1: OH nice you look happy! Looks like your life is going better than mine
Boy 2: yeah definitely:(
Girl 1; you ok?
Boy 2: yeah I’m fine
Girl 1: fine doesn’t mean fine it means everything apart from fine
Girl 2: Yup it means LIFE
Boy 2: yeah I’m fine *crys*
Boy 1: OH nice you look happy! Looks like your life is going better than mine
Boy 2: yeah definitely:(
Girl 1; you ok?
Boy 2: yeah I’m fine
Girl 1: fine doesn’t mean fine it means everything apart from fine
Girl 2: Yup it means LIFE
by It’s ok dude November 7, 2019
Get the Lifemug. something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...
P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"
P2: "where?"
by the milk your dad left you for May 25, 2023
Get the a lifemug. Is the worst joke humans ever backfired on themselves this is Purgatory last chance to earn less suffering in Hell
Life finds a way
by Master Cheif Zero January 15, 2017
Get the lifemug. by OhHeyLookAPotato May 10, 2021
Get the No-Lifemug. Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
Get the Lifemug. by Philosopher of Pain May 19, 2023
Get the Lifemug.