1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in
even on an empty stomach.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-
ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that
long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that
long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your
heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred
Americans each month. Why only
Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
