Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.

Three village idiots please barman

by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010

idiotlect

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

Idiotmatic

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

idiot's advocate

Someone who actively takes the side of idiocy in a conversation for the sake of having the subject explained, in easier terms, for someone who may not know as much about it. The advocate would typically be up-to-speed with the subject of interest, but ask such questions for someone who might be too embarrassed to do so. See devil's advocate.

Frank, Bob, Carl and I were having a conversation about politics, but Carl doesn't really pay attention to it, so I decided to play the idiot's advocate to catch him up

by Duv June 22, 2013

idgit gallute

Idgit refers to one being an idiot, gallute referring to one who is largely useless

Great to use as a good-natured insult as it sounds silly and no one would take it seriously anyway.

"Son, did you get the stuff out of the back of the truck?"
"...No..."
"You idgit gallute"

by Esayde April 28, 2016