An mp3 player developed by Apple. It is usually on a one-for-the-price-of-two sale. Additionally, a popular sales tactic associated with it is the "xgb" hard drive size, where x is a number usually above 20. The fine print usually reads "it is actually impossible to have 20gb worth of songs, stupid. thanks for the extra cash, retard."
It is a prime example of planned obsolescence--not only is the battery irreplaceable, but the ipod often breaks down by simply using it.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: ipod is frozen.
Answer: Did you try using it? This is often the problem.
Problem: I don't have $40,000 to spend on songs
Answer: We know.
Problem: The shininess is gone. It looks like I scrubbed it with an iron sponge.
Answer: Buy a new one, asswipe. If you bought it a month ago, chances are we came out with a better version.
It is a prime example of planned obsolescence--not only is the battery irreplaceable, but the ipod often breaks down by simply using it.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: ipod is frozen.
Answer: Did you try using it? This is often the problem.
Problem: I don't have $40,000 to spend on songs
Answer: We know.
Problem: The shininess is gone. It looks like I scrubbed it with an iron sponge.
Answer: Buy a new one, asswipe. If you bought it a month ago, chances are we came out with a better version.
dude1: Dude, i just bought a brand new ipod!
dude2: Didn't you hear? The new model came out just now.
dude1: My ipod holds 20gb!
dude2: Dude you can put your 1,000 cd's on it!
dude1: I already did, and I still have 90% of the space free!
dude1: my ipod broke, dude.
dude2: what happened?
dude1: I tried listening to a song.
dude2: Didn't you hear? The new model came out just now.
dude1: My ipod holds 20gb!
dude2: Dude you can put your 1,000 cd's on it!
dude1: I already did, and I still have 90% of the space free!
dude1: my ipod broke, dude.
dude2: what happened?
dude1: I tried listening to a song.
by William Microsoft Gates January 12, 2009
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Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.
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Get the ipod mug.From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.
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Get the ipredictariot mug.A device that when used properly can hold audio, video, pictures, games, music videos, movies and more. Most people are stupid and do not know how to add files to it or purchase the 160 GB model for their collection of 6 CD's. Other people buy an iPod without purchasing a case for it, drop it on the cement, then post a definition on Urban Dictionary that it scratched and it's a piece of shit.
by Saint Alex October 1, 2008
Get the iPod mug.A mp3 that comes in a variety of sizes of colors for people to listen to music. Small sizes for people who don't listen to alot and bigger ones for people who do. Usually people will buy one and then bitch about it. Mostly they get one that holds more songs than they are going to listen to. So Make sure if you buy one make sure it is one that will suit you.
A 2GB holds about 500 songs.
A 4GB holds about 1,000 songs.
A 40GB holds around 10,000 songs.
Ipod man 1: "Man this things is crap I only have 200 song why did I buy a 40GB one."
Me: "Because you have failed at life and you should have bought one that you could actaully use like a 4GB. Me on the other hand have too many songs for a 4GB so Ineeded a 40GB."
A 4GB holds about 1,000 songs.
A 40GB holds around 10,000 songs.
Ipod man 1: "Man this things is crap I only have 200 song why did I buy a 40GB one."
Me: "Because you have failed at life and you should have bought one that you could actaully use like a 4GB. Me on the other hand have too many songs for a 4GB so Ineeded a 40GB."
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I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
by Soulstrike July 29, 2008
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