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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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HOUDINI

When a man (A) blindfolds his partner (Male or female etc)and penetrates him/her doggy style. Midway he stops and taps in his friend (B) who then switches and takes over. The first guy (A) stands in front of the girl and when guy number 2 (B) ejaculates inside her then the first guy (A) tells her to take off the blindfold and yells HOUDINI as she freaks out realizing she was duped.
"Frankie tapped in his friend and yelled HOUDINI"
by GangStalkMeAllUWant!! November 1, 2022
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Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.
Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.
by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022
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Houdinied

To have smoked DMT and not being aware til after you hit it
Dude is he alright?

Yeah he just got houdinied so hes kinda trippin...
by iLLBackPack December 18, 2021
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Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 21, 2022
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houdini

An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021
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Houdini

Disappearing on your significant other for hours on end with no warning.
Friend A: Sorry about last night, I was asleep
Friend B: I thought you pulled a Houdini on me
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