mr. hands

A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.

Now their making a documentry about it.

1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."

by TheRevolution19 January 30, 2007

heart-hands

A gesture created by connecting your two hands as they face one another, curved in, to create a shape somewhat approximating a heart; signifies approval and affection of the overwhelming variety.

*as you create the shape itself, placed somewhere near your actual thorax* Aw, heart-hands for Big Daddy!

by eek, she cried! October 26, 2006

Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.

"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

white hands

The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."

Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.

by Bucknut89 December 3, 2011

Fat Hand

This term will help those familiar with table football, or foos as it is more commonly know, to name a common injury. The injury occurs while rolling a rod up your wrist and forearm. It leads to red marks and eventual bruising and in some extreme cases can lead to your hand swelling up, thus fat hand.

'wow that hand looks swollen'
'yeah i got some serious fat hand dude'

by manofmanysides February 12, 2008

patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really

1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"

by axis6a August 15, 2010

jad hands

Sensation of getting cold, clammy hands while performing a high stress task.

This originates from Runescape while fighting the final boss of the Fight Caves, Jad.
Creators of the term: Leon3100, Drix547 Presidents of the McDaniel College Online Gaming Club

Guy 1: Quick, protect from Mage!
Guy 2: I can’t click, I have Jad Hands!

by Shewsh February 23, 2018