hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

hamburger phone by sB129 March 15, 2008

Hamburger 

1: Person from Hamburg, Germany

2: A Hot Female

1: "fuck that fucking nazi Hamburger!"

2: "Damn that bitch is a Hamburger!"

Hamburger by An Obese Child December 28, 2005

Hamburtarian 

A person who does not eat any other meat than ground beef.

Loser: "Do you want some bacon?"
Loretta: "Nah, I'm a Hamburtarian."
Loser: "Wtf? Okay, your loss..."

Hamburtarian by trollzoretta September 28, 2014

Hamburger 

HAMBURGER= LOVE AND LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE: WE LOVE HAMBURGERS
Vegans: Eww what the fuck!

Hamburger by Kind In Antelope Run Always November 10, 2019

Hamburger 

A really good food. It’s so good you can fuck it. Burgers don’t have a life so they play league of legends all day.

I fucked the hamburger

Hamburger by FAUBCOK December 13, 2022

Flamin' Hamburgers 

A exclamatory response usually said after a surprising event or situation.

Or

Used as a an attempt to avoid saying 'Fuck' in front of children with the 'F' prolonged in an attempt to change the word. "FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!"

Related to Flamin' Hell, Flamin' Heck.

FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!

Flamin' Hamburgers by bomberto July 9, 2011

hamburgler 

One who dances like a complete idiot but somehow still seems to attract the ladies.

Greg Huff is a hamburgler

hamburgler by niki dosland March 4, 2005