Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014

ok google

When someone gives out more information then what was asked for

Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google

by mvcg October 27, 2019

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Google Gods

The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.

I don't know, but I'll ask the Google Gods.

by Shannon Lyon May 2, 2006

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

google translator

The language tools provided on the google website for translating foreign languages. Has the innate ability to turn even the most coherent sentence into a pile of festering illiterate shit

Before GT
"You rescued me, but it appears that general grievous has escaped again"

After GT
"It stored it, but this one appears like this one, consequently which has it fuoriuscito the painful General per other hour"

by Arrow August 29, 2005

google plus

Google's facebook

google guy: hey add me to your circles in google plus!

random guy: what is that?

google guy: nevermind,,,

by puyol July 9, 2011