wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her

by stayblk August 12, 2011

family glue

family traditions; something that unites all the family members; smth that makes regularly (every year, month etc.)

- Dude, come on to a party!
- I can't. We're selebration my granny's birthday! It's something like a family glue.

by kotya483 September 17, 2013

douche glare

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

Ballsack glue

Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh

This ballsack glue is so strong I ripped out all my pubes just trying to step sideways!

by Butteryrubberducky June 23, 2016

christmas glue

When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)

Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?

Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.

Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"

by 4playdriving December 12, 2016

Stallion Glue

Name for Horse semon in porn.

Becky got a bunch of Stallion Glue in the back of her throat when she gave that horse a blowjob.

by Rice_Cracker February 5, 2017