chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.

We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.

by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011

Glazed Snickers Bar

This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.

My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

french glazed doughnut

French kissing a guy/girls asshole after cumming on and in it.

"Ben totally gave Keeley a French glazed doughnut last night before work and didnt wipe his face"

by wildman101 December 19, 2013

glazed strawberry donut

When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.

Guy 1 - hey man wanna try the Glazed Strawberry Donut

Guy 2 - hell yeah

by Grimwatch July 5, 2022

glazed booty hole

A booty hole that has been glazed with semem

Dude, I had a 3 hour anal sesh with my homie Justin last night and I left him with a glazed booty hole.

by D4V1NC1 September 25, 2021

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020