George W. Bush is the most stupid, disturbed, sinister, monkey-faced, shit-for-brains, daddys boy, nancy, call-up-dodgin, bawbag prick of an oil whore i have ever ha the misfortune to set my eyes upon. Everytime i see him claim he feels sorry for the families of the true americans he has sent to their deaths i want to smash my head into a wall out of sheer frustration. An im only Scottish. Thats why I propose that he is empeached, stripped of office and replaced by the remains of Jimi Hendrix, a true hero, who would probably do a better job.
by bobby robertson January 28, 2005
Get the George W. Bushmug. Monkey who looks like Alfred E. Newman. George W. Bush is quite possibly the worst president that America has ever had its hard to decide though Nixon and Regan were shit too. If Bush would just resign because he never won the presidency at all i think the entire smart half of the US will appreciate it. And for you radical christians out there, get a life how can you like a god who descrased a mortal woman and had a son and then proceeded to say sex is bad.
by A bush hater May 13, 2005
Get the George W. Bushmug. He's our current president. I am a very Christian person and I hate the man. Yes, he's Christian but he doesn't seem to get separation of church and state. And I don't get how you could say abortions are a sensless waste of life yet send innocent people off to war and blow up people in an underdeveloped country for shady reasons. And I'm sick of the conservatives calling themselves 'normal people' and 'patriots'. I have a normal, boring life and I love my country, but I could never love GWB.
by Brienne January 24, 2004
Get the George W. Bushmug. A ruthless capitalist numbnuts who deserves to be boiled alive in his own oil. Commander-in-Chief of the British Army, Navy and RAF. Caring owner of Tony, fifty-something year old poodle, exceptionally well-trained. Former Governor of Texas, if only he'd stayed there. Sniffed cocaine at Harvard, where he was only able to survive thanks to the fact that the people in charge of the institution had their lips firmly clammed shut round George Bush Senior's greasy cock. If this man were to simply convert to Islam this would be a better world.
by Morgan Davies January 16, 2004
Get the George W. Bushmug. The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.
"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"
"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."
"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."
by Jeffrey September 13, 2005
Get the George W. Bushmug. by J. November 3, 2004
Get the George W. Bushmug. An amusing president trying to make himself known for bravado acts of heroism, such as being able to land a plane, and trying to keep favors to corporate buddies on the down-low. Often seen with his darling pet lap dog, Tony Blair. Has only done one productive thing in his political career so far, which is his slight limitation on the huge amount of money stolen from hardworking people (rich and poor alike) every year. It is a TREMENDOUS mistake to assume that this fairly dangerous man is stupid because he portrays himself that way; having made himself appear unintelligent, he has made himself appear innocent. Do not let his acting disguise his intelligent and evil intentions. Pray every time he walks into the room that he will drop dead.
"Bush may look stupid, but at least he's not stupid enough to think that just because someone's wealthy they should have to pay a higher percentage of taxes."
by Edwin Alesco September 1, 2003
Get the George W. Bushmug.