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macro genius 

A person who possesses an above-average ability to create macros in Microsoft Excel or Microsoft Word.
I'm glad we hired a macro genius to automate this Excel report!

Editing Genius 

A sarcastic insult for somebody who tries to Photoshop their selfies to make them look tough.
Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!
Editing Genius by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015

Professor Genius 

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same
Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*
Professor Genius by kople700 July 22, 2018

Facebook Genius 

An individual who meticulously inspects Facebook (and/or other social media platforms) to collect vulnerable information about a person/people. The information is then collated and shared among a group of friends in order to find ways in which to subtly manipulate the objective.
What is going on? I feel like the people around me are zeroing in on specific details about me and dropping subs.

Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.

Selectively Genius 

The characteristic describing someone who claims they are smart, yet they choose not to be. this justifing their actions being in opposition to the claim. Usually the person relies on the term as a fallback to hide their insecurities regarding their scholastic disadvantage
Person 1 “Wow, I can’t believe you did that! You are so dumb!”

Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”

stable genius

The Definition given by the Oxford Dictionary is pretty: "the person that has at least half the IQ presented byDonald J. Trump".
"...to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!" - Donald J Trump
stable genius by BaconSky July 19, 2019