short on the gate

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.

Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.

by joesarmy October 2, 2015

Bill Gates

Former twink, current GILF

I want to peg 1970s Bill Gates, I need to fuck his sweet nerd ass and hear those cute little twink whimpers

by microsoftdickrider February 14, 2023

Gape Gate

Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.

“Hand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soul” said every mortician

by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022

gated up

Another way of saying "taken" (as in a relationship). Can be said by either gender.

Guy tries to hit on girl but then finds out she has a boyfriend.

Guy: Oh, so you gated up now?
Girl: Yeah, and it ain't gonna change so get lost!

by crazayythangg March 24, 2009

deven gates

A person with a open mind who does not talk much, but talks when needed or wants to have a little fun. He is a person with a unique intellect and is also hard working strong, ect. His biggest weakness is his difficulty with socializing and understanding. He is formidable at sports and athletics and at school. But his greatest weakness is self loathing.

He is Deven gates!!! Most respect for him but he is sort of sad and a loner. but who cares he's a great guy and a great teacher.

by Tundra February 5, 2017

gate licker

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.

I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

The Gates of Janus

A book written by Moors murderer Ian Brady. I’m reading it right now and it’s really good.

Despite being a child murderer, The Gates of Janus is a good read. I like to see the world through a murderers’ eyes. Even if that seems pretty morbid. Ian Brady was a very interesting man, despite his killing spree.

by Death Menace December 14, 2022