Mutt Fuckery

Using disparate systems or things together in ways they were not intended to produce a usable result

IT Guy "We were able to use a lot of Mutt Fuckery to get the cyberwank and autocrap software suites to integrate in a way that they weren't designed for. It works, but we don't know how long it will still function after an upgrade."

by Security Geek August 25, 2023

Fucking Fuckery Fuck Fuck

A word to use when you're so pissed at something, it shall be only used in extremely dire situations of anger and rage.

(Your inner gamer rage has activated!)

You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING FUCKERY FUCK FUCK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT!!

by TheRuszard January 12, 2024

Petty Fuckery

A colloquial expression that refers to trivial, unnecessary, or small-scale mischief, drama, or antics that are carried out with the intent of annoying, inconveniencing, or provoking others. These acts are often spiteful or mean-spirited but lack any significant malice or serious consequences. They are typically perpetuated out of boredom, a desire for attention, or as a means of asserting dominance in a playful or passive-aggressive manner.

"I can't believe she spent the entire meeting doodling unflattering cartoons of the boss. That's some high-level petty fuckery right there."

by Jah’Paul March 26, 2024

Cunt funker

Trailer park pussy.

I fucked that cunt funker last night.

by William5833 January 22, 2025

blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

System fuckery

A term in Litrpg/progression novels. Non-sensical or arbitrary rules and activity created by the system. Originated from "Primal Hunter" by Zogarth

"Why does it work?",
"idk, system fuckery, I guess".

by GenericSunset April 17, 2025

Karmic fuckery

When you do everything right and as you're expected/supposed to, and the universe fucks you anyway.

Instead of karma giving you what you earned/deserve (good or bad), you get the opposite.

Unfair turn of events.

I always carry poop bags to pick up after my dog on all walks and have even knocked on someone's door to get a bag for clean up rather than just walk away (cuz whose going to say "no, just leave the poop on my lawn), but I end up stepping in random dog poop carelessly left by others. What in the karmic fuckery is up with that? That is some messed up karmic fuckery.

by Sparkles, the Unicorn of Truth June 13, 2025