by hdhdhfhdududjf February 17, 2023
Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 02, 2012
The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
by swooooooooooooosh December 03, 2018
Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2020
by johnself March 21, 2014
A terrifying thing
Instead of hot brands liquid nitrogen (common in fancy cooking) and tattoo tools are used to brand a person
Instead of hot brands liquid nitrogen (common in fancy cooking) and tattoo tools are used to brand a person
“I woke up with this weird mark on my wrist, it hurts”
“Looks like freeze branding. At least it’s not as bad as a hot brand”
“Why would you say that”
“Looks like freeze branding. At least it’s not as bad as a hot brand”
“Why would you say that”
by OnetoSeven June 05, 2025