Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021

FireDick

It’s a volunteer fire/ems who is so full of themselves will literally use lighter fluid or some other flammable liquid to masterbate with. The will set fire to the liquid then proceeded to beat it out just to say they put out a fire that day.

Hey guys Daryl just bought some more zippo fluid probably going home to jack off. He’s such a FireDick.

by I.L.E.M.S November 15, 2022

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 8, 2010

yer fired

a way to aknowledge that someone has just said or done something really stupid or below there normal intallectual level, or a non-confrontational way to negatively respond to a statement when a personal opinion is put down by a friend

Man A: I just put the peanut butter in the fridge.
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry

*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.

Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...

by Evil Sniggihnz December 20, 2010

gina ford

waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.

She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.

by cuksocker December 26, 2010

Daniel Ford

At 18 year old boy with long hair, who usually has his hood up to cover his baldness at the back of his head. He is attracted to girls with the name starting with I. Most Daniel Fords like to live in Caravans which people mistake for him being a gypsy. He is a nice lad, with a sweet heart and sweaty toe nails. He likes being in bands playing the trumpet with his mouth.
Most Daniel Ford's like to go swimming with their amazingly attractive college friends; Daniel Ford can sometimes get jealous of how good looking his friends are.

This is right, issssss ittttt? Am I rite?

Cya

Daniel Ford likes going to bed

Daniel Ford is in a band

Lets all be like Daniel Ford

Daniel Ford says is it?

Daniel Ford says Am I rite?

Daniel Ford Cya

by Joshua Waldron February 3, 2014

Cadott Firedrill

When you open your neighbors tent in the campground and give them a surprise golden shower (typically after have consumed copious amounts of alcohol). Before they can get out and while they are coming after you - you zip up their tent door, run away and scream Jim Falls!

Holy shit HODOR I drank so much at Rock Fest that I gave these scanky bitches a Cadott Firedrill. Much to my surprise they lapped up every drop!

by JimFalls August 12, 2015