FETUS

A very high protein/low carbohydrate food source.. but also a fun toy... you can kick them and throw them all you want, and just like with any toy, when you get bored with it.. you just throw it in the garbage.

"I was very hungry today so I went to the hospital and stole a fetus, but before I ate it I made sure it suffered excruciating pain."

by LindemannIsGod January 29, 2009

feetus

The feet of an immature human, or fetus.

Man, that feetus soup really hit the spot!

by Shin_ May 29, 2005

Fetus headbutt

When your friend is pregnant and needs to have an abortion, you headbutt her fetus area hoping to kill the fetus.

"Ah, I think I'm pregnant I need you to fetus headbutt my fetus!"

by marmar37 January 1, 2009

Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

Fetus Job

Where a pregnant woman's unborn fetus jerks you off during sex.

Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.

Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.

by DSpi August 11, 2010

fetus ball

its lke soccer/ rugby/ football/ ultimate frisbee but with a fetus, and when it explodes you get an extra 10 point to your team score. teams consist of 5 people against 5 people and must have atleast 70 yards of field to work with.

wanna go down to the park and get a game of fetus ball goin?

fetus ball is life

by cheesymcneesy December 26, 2013

Fetus

What you say you look like when you look terrible

"OMG I look like a fetus"-Katie

by One of the Fetus Babes June 15, 2018