dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

flower sandwich

women's genitalia

"the only thing missing from that flower sandwich is my meat."

"her flower sandwich came with extra roast beef'

by mahose December 27, 2010

Walking Flower

A girl that has a massive/strong amount of perfume on, so much that when you walk past her, she might even make your nose burn

Dude, that girl had so much perfume, she was like a walking flower!

by omgIizAJ October 16, 2010

Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.

Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!

by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010

Yogurt Flower

A woman's vagina or vaginal area. So called for both the appearance and texture of the female genitalia.

After a little foreplay, her yogurt flower was blooming.

by rolling green drive August 24, 2010

hair flower

a hair accessory for girls used to decorate their hair to give a pretty look in their styles

A girl was wearing a hair flower at school today for the feeling of it.

by druidwarrior89 May 18, 2011

Flower Powerd

When you reach the climax of being high.

Bob: Last night i got so high i flower powerd it.

by Lolaa. August 23, 2008