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florida sloth insertion 

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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Florida high five 

When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...
Florida high five by RITguy July 9, 2010

florida panty dropper 

Noun - arbor mist, wild vines, boones farm, etc.
That girl was getting her pussy annihilated after having a few too many florida panty droppers.

florida sunrise suprise 

The act of a girlfriend surprising her boyfriend during his morning shower by creeping quietly into the bathroom and throwing the curtain open and proceeding to piss all over shower stall and his legs and feet
My girlfriend me got me good this morning with the Florida sunrise suprise
florida sunrise suprise by dpatte26 December 31, 2013

Florida-esque 

When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather
That girl's vagina was so florida-esque
Florida-esque by Sex_monkey December 5, 2014

Florida Meat Clown 

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.
Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

Florida Gaytard 

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant
You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.