Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010

Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

Finger pow

Aggressively inserting one or more digits repeatedly into a vaginal canal (with permission). Upon completion one removes the digits and forms the hand into the shape of a revolver, shooting it into the air while yelling "pow, pow" and then blowing the smoke from the barrel.

Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.

Those college girls love my finger pow skills.

by TheOneWhoLaughsLast January 28, 2016

kroger finger

The smell of your fingers after cleaning out the from under cheese.

Don't shake my hand. I just finished cleaning up down under. I have the Kroger finger.

by Chabio December 14, 2014

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009