fatch

When someone is so fuckin fat, you'd say fatch.

Him1: Ayo, that man looks fo fatch, his fat is even leaking out of his mouth!
Him2: That fucking hideous, man. Why'd you say that?
*That fatch: That's a misunderstanding, it's my saliva!

by strycekpipicek September 27, 2021

Fitch Holland

The name FIITCH HOLLAND means kind caring. Nobody else had a better understanding of a person except people called Fitch Holland. She is a person who knows everyone and last overall NOT THAT STRICT

My name is Fitch Holland

by Alixthecamel December 4, 2021

Fitcher

(Fit-cher) - New Zealand slang
A knob of butter and a pinch of salt.

Could you cook the eggs in a fitcher?

by The Norwegian Spatula January 1, 2022

Fiachra

One word SEXYYYYYYY

Paula: how can u be so sexy

Fiachra: I could ask you the same thing bbg

by Fiachra Lynch January 1, 2022

faitchu_

the most absolutely stunning, gorgeous, pretty, attractive, beautiful, lovely, enchanting, cute, good-looking, stunning, ravishing, alluring, and pulchritudinous person to exist

person one: "look at this stunning person on my tiktok fyp!"

person two: "oh you mean faitchu_ the most stunning person on tiktok?"

by volatile.vermillion May 13, 2022

Matt Fitchner

Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !

I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !

by J Arroz July 25, 2012

The Filtchening

An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.

The filtchening last night was ridiculous, all my food is gone, I'm sure it was Matt...

by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017