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Cake Farter

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.
Leah Treacy from Toronto is a major Cake Farter. She and her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, posted a video of her anally blowing the candles on her birthday cake, instead of the usual oral method.
by Dolphus Tittius March 15, 2011
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farmer and rowboat

having to complete a series of actions in such an order that each superceding event must be done in one specific order in order to complete a seemingly trivial goal.

origin: An almost cliche riddle goes... A farmer for some reason has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. It might be to get into town for some business: you know, to sell his chicken and corn, which I am certain he is going to make a killing off of, being it one sack of corn and a singular chicken. and, oh yeah, his trusty fox. Why is this idiot bringing a fox with him? Anyway, he has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and another of his precious belongings (chicken, corn, fox). If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will invariably eat the chicken. Leave the chicken with the corn and, oops, the chicken will eat the corn. Other than by feeding the fox poison and doing it in one quuck trip, or maybe splurging for the bridge toll and carrying his wares, how does the farmer do it?
Fuck that farmer and rowboat bullshit. This is a waste of my time.
by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006
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I gave that ho the Farmer’s Plow
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Berry Farmer

An individual, male or female, with a such a hirsute anal region that they sport a prolific dingleberry problem.
Roger is a berry farmer. He’s always digging and plucking them out.

Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.
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Farmer Welfare

when Trump tries to bribe farmers to say sorry for his tariff fuck-up.
Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.
by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018
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Jobby Farmer

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors
lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!
by littlemisskyuss June 1, 2007
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